christmas jokes
Christmas Jokes
What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho! The perfect stocking filler, Christmas Jokes is full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days - and that's sno joke! This snowman-shaped book is packed with hundreds of hilarious Christmas jokes including: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's Decembrrrrr What do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers! What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse card What do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour
1314 Руб.
Deary Terry Horrible Histories: Horrible Christmas
Filled with all the festive facts every HORRIBLE HISTORIES reader wants to know! The complete horrible history of Christmas tells tales from the dark days when the Puritans tried to abolish Christmas, to Christmas in the trenches when the British and Germans traded bullets for footballs. Plus dreadful jokes, rotten recipes and a Christmas quiz!
1779 Руб.
Smith Jim Barry Loser’s Christmas Joke Book
Knock knock! Who’s there? Barry Loser’s Christmas Joke Book Wow! Really? It’s snow joke… It’s the keelest time of the year, so why not celebrate with this collection of Christmas crackers from everyone’s favourite loser? A festive feast of puns, one-liners, cartoons and funny tales, all with a Barry Loser twist. Perfect for sharing with friends and family and best enjoyed when read very loudly at 5am on Christmas morning. All jokes guaranteed to make you snort-laugh a mince pie through your nose*. We wish you a Barry Christmas, and an amazekeel new year! *Any unfunny jokes were written by Barry’s dad.
1139 Руб.
Deary Terry Horrible Histories: Horrible Christmas
Horrible Christmas is filled with all the festive facts every Horrible Histories reader wanted to know, but were too stuffed full of mince pies to ask! The complete horrible history of Christmas tells tales from the dark days when the Puritans tried to abolish Christmas, to Christmas in the trenches when the British and Germans traded bullets for footballs. Plus dreadful jokes, rotten recipes, and a Christmas quiz!
1596 Руб.
Abbott Simon Christmas Fun Sticker Activities
Colour, sticker, puzzle and play all the way through the holidays and beyond with this brilliantly silly Christmas sticker activity book! Packed full of activities including make-your-own Christmas decorations, cut-out-and-keep elf mask, odd-one-out snowmen, how to draw Santa, Christmas tree maze, hide-and-seek reindeer, jokes, board games and much, much more! With over 500 stickers this book will make Christmas even more fun!
1368 Руб.
Briggs Raymond The Father Christmas It's a Blooming Terrible Joke Book
From Raymond Briggs, author of The Snowman and inspiration for The Snowman and Snowdog, comes this collection of bloomin' brilliant Christmas jokes. The book also features some of Father Christmas' musings on what it's like to be him - for better or for worse - year in, year out. The perfect stocking filler gift, full of Christmas crackers to keep children laughing.
1068 Руб.
Meres Jonathan The Xmas Factor
A hilarious collection stuffed with jokes, funny poems, weird and wonderful Christmas facts, crazy lists, Brussels sprouts, doodles and other Christmas craziness. A perfect stocking filler to keep the whole family giggling. Some facts may not be entirely true. Like this one. There are no Brussels sprouts included with this book. Sorry.
669 Руб.
Dahl Roald Roald Dahl's The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Three Naughty Muggle-Wumps Two Smelly Twits and Matilda in the library! With whipple-scrumptious recipes for festive feasting, tricksy pranks to get you on the naughty list, amazing Crimbo activities and jolly jokes guaranteed to make Santa ho-ho-ho, the world's favourite storyteller brings you everything you need for a very merry Christmas!
1457 Руб.
Christmas Surprise
Christmas Surprise is an imaginative changing picture book, full of Christmas transformations. A little fir tree becomes a shiny Christmas tree; a plain snowman is given a fun new outfit; and an empty sleigh turns into Santa's sleigh packed with presents. With lively text and bold illustrations on the left page, children can then pull the tab on the right page to watch the acetate image magically change. This book is a real festive treat with silly jokes to read aloud too!
1297 Руб.
Berlin Ethan T. Hey, You're Not Santa!
It's Christmas Eve, and Santa is busy making his deliveries. But when he needs to dash back to the North Pole for some forgotten presents, an unlikely hero-a cow!- has to step into the red suit. She dashes down the chimney with a "Moo-moo-moo, Merry Christmas! and is met by a little boy waiting up for Santa. Will this cow be able to keep Christmas on track? Or will this little boy realize... "Hey! You're Not Santa!" Readers of all ages are sure to laugh out loud to this hilarious Christmas story, and will love being in on the joke as this cow does her best to convince everyone that she's Santa. Full of jokes, charm, and warming holiday spirit, this book is perfect for fans of Olive, the Other Reindeer and How to Catch Santa. Don't miss this perfect stocking stuffer, an irresistible addition to your holiday book collection that you'll love reading year after year.
1701 Руб.
Dahl Roald Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book
Roald Dahl was always full of fun and mischief and loved all kinds of jokes - the sillier the better! Here is a marvellous collection of Roald Dahl's favourites, along with hilarious jokes from today's leading comedians and from children around the country.
2827 Руб.
Teigen Robert E. Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes. Lift-the-Flap
The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing giggles to a whole new age group! Get your little ones ready for Halloween with this beautifully illustrated lift-the-flap joke book. Rob Elliott’s Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 4.5 million copies. Now for the first time ever, his fun-for-the-whole-family collection has been adapted for little ones. Lift the flaps to reveal ghostly jokes and spooky puns that will have kids screaming with laughter! This paperback book includes 14 Halloween jokes specifically selected for the youngest of comedians and illustrated in full color. Lift the flaps to find the punchlines!
1078 Руб.
Игрушка-антистресс HTI Jokes & Gags, Злорадный перец, сквиш
Игрушка-антистресс HTI "Jokes & Gags", Злорадный перец, сквиш
596 Руб.
Виниловая пластинка Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone (Red & White Marbled Vinyl) (1 LP)
Треклист:1 Rockin' Little Christmas, 2 White Christmas, 3 Sure Won't Seem Like Christmas, 4 I'll Be Home This Christmas, 5 Merry Christmas Everyone, 6 Silent Night, 7 It's Gonna Be A Lonely Christmas, 8 The Best Christmas Of Them All, 9 Merry Christmas Pretty Baby, 10 Christmas Wish, 11 Blue Christmas, 12 So Long Christmas
7699 Руб.
Футболка Us Basic, размер 3XL, белый
Название принта: Honey-sweet Jokes - пчела. Автор принта: mazzaro. Мужская футболка, 100% хлопок, джерси
1290 Руб.
Футболка Us Basic, размер M, белый
Название принта: Honey-sweet Jokes - пчела. Автор принта: mazzaro. Мужская футболка, 100% хлопок, джерси
1290 Руб.